Boktorva bhq interviewed by Dbill

Yes, this is not a proper post.
This interview was done by dbill some time ago and i re-post it just to remember some thinks 'coz tomorrow i'll post a new one.
Unfortunately is on greek language. enjoy

Here's the interview by Boktorva bhq (ecxlusively for fifteencountsofarson - Unfortounately in greek language) :
(questions : Dbill, the friend)

Filos Boktorva: Geia xara paidia. Me 8umaste?
Boktorva: De se 8umamai re file, s'exw kapou 3anadei?

Filos Boktorva: fae turopita kai 8a me 8umh8eis...

Boktorva: A nai...twra se 8umamai re file...kai auto einai sxedon to onoma apo to kainourgio mas CD.

Filos Boktorva: Ti einai to CD?  kai peste mou liga logia gia to kainourgio sas almpoum filoi?

Boktorva: Oi Boctorva ws aenaoi prwtomastores tou eurwpaikou giatonmpeo-core, kata to luma Beowolf, anoi3an ton dromo pros to mellon. To me 8umasai re file...nai einai se diaforetikh hxhtikh morfh... mia morfh hxou xwris eikona pou den exete 3anadei... tou mellontos.

Einai to CD

To CD, se anti8esh me to vinylio, pou tosa xronia vgazane oloi oi alloi mazi kai emeis, apotelei to mellon ths mousikhs ypostashs. Terma pia to vinylio. Papala ST'ARXIDIA MAS OLA...Oi Boktorva, prwtoi se olo ton kosmo vgalan to CD, mia anakalupsh pou egine sta ergasthria TEKFB (Technologische Enstitut Kauf Frauerbauch Boktorva CO.) apo ton megalo katarthsmeno purhniko episthmona Giwrgo Magnetidh, o opoios efuvre prwtos to magnetofono, to opoio magnhtizei ST'ARXIDIA TOU OLA. Me thn polutimh voh8eia tou, oi vraveumenoi me Nobel eirhnhs, logw tou polemikou tous stixou, Boktora efhvran  auto to mikro ka8reftaki pou legetai CD, sta latinika Compactus Compacti Discus Spiro Spero Discii, h' alliws sta ellhnika ''plastiko ka8reftaki me trupa sth mesh'', pou opws kai ta vynilia eixan trixa, h giagia mou eixe klwsth...file mou...To 8umasai? Me 8umasai re file?

Opote Ww CDs, mpainei mesa apo ena portaki se ena mhxanaki, kapws san to video alla pio steno, me microrompotikh diadikasia se mia oph pou arxinaei na to strovilizei fugokentrika, me uperan8rwph dunamh kai upeu8unothta. Me to thlekontrol mono oi Boktorva elegxoun to cd. Ena uperlayser diaperna kata mhkos tou....kai o hxos vgainei apo ta hxeia...opws palia...to 8umasai re file? Me 8umasai re file?

Miliounia sundiasmoi duadikwn pshfiwn diadexontai o enas ton allon mesw ths pros8eshs kai ths afaireshs, anakaluptontas neous mhgadikous, anaparagontas auto to prwtoplasto almpoum...ton Adam tou hxou...to texnologiko epiteugma...to CD, afou prwta valoume to mhxanima sth mpriza, enw prwtitera oi Boktorva (sta upo8alassia 3ulina nhsiwtika spitakia tous-ergasthria mazi me ton uperdiashmo Gianni Giwrgo SG trellameno kuprio aderfo) anakalupsame to reuma, dhladh ton geniko diakoph kai ola ta kalwdia, kata la8os.

Kai vraveutikame me metallia kolumvhshs prwtou antrikou rolou se tainia street porn, me klanies kai kalo krasisiha.

Filos Boktorva: A wraia, mpravo, polu kala arista..euge. Eiste polu omorfh. Auta kai an einai nea...Pws kai meinate treis stous Boktorva?
Boktorva: Panta 8a'mai enas enantiwn olos, san thn agia triada pou einai ena enantion olwn. Kai oi treis swmato8ulakes, o Gatzos o Miltos kai o Pordos, htan enas sto prwsopo tou D'artanian, opws kai oi treis Xarites htan mia sto proswpo ths Mpempekas, opws oi treis Aparadektoi htan enas sto proswpo tou Bonatsou. Opws ta tria Xelwnonintzakia htan e3i vasika, sto proswpo tou mpekrh-meze Splinter. Opws ta tria gkavlia mas htan ena ston kwlo tou hardcore. Ta panta rei re file...to 8umasai? Me 8umasai?

Filos Boktorva: Legetai oti mia fora eixe 3anaemfanistei o enas kai Magnhtikos, kai eftia3e thn prwth mera kata tas grafas ta ydravlika kai tis tsimouxes autou tou planhtou. Xronia meta oi tsimouxes ef8arisan kai ai swlines fagw8hkan, afhnontas xwro gia pare3hghseis kai gia thn anodo tou neofileleu8erou dogmatismou. Skata ginhkan ola kai nera xu8hkan pantou. Sxoliaste authn thn alh8inh istoria.

Boktorva: Auto to 8eiko almpoum paigmeno apo treis ephgeious 8eous...twn Aiguptiwn, pou tugxanei h mia puramida na einai kai ergasthrio tous, kai efivran ton Hlio, kai vraveutikan me hlektrikes suskeves kai to Jocker. Autoi oi treis 8eoi einai gnwstoi ws Ramsis o Maxairas, Markos Sfigkas kai Stavros moumias Midaghamon kai o Toutagatzon, h' alliws Navoudigatzosoras o V' h' Moame8 o Midas, h' Kallimaher Anumvis, kai Ihsous Markos, o prwtos pou ezhse mexri ta 34 gumnos apo ta matia kai panw.

E3i meres krathse h hxografish...e3i meres autoi oi 8eoi idrwnan me ta kalozmhlemena tous swmata, ftiagmena apo ton Fidia kai ton Kallikrath me fide kai fido kai fidia kai fidaki gia ta kounoupia kai file sta malia kai falous sto stoma, autoi oi treis tesseris valanoi, autoi oi pente saturoi hxografousan thn Kainh Dia8hkh tou Hardcore. Meta ara3an...

Me okto entoles/kommatia upotassoun tous pistous tou hardcore, se auton ton disko, dhladh CD platinenio. H A' entolh milaei gia mpixla. Gia thn mpixla ths vromias, thn vromia pou mastizei ta mastaria mas, mastoura masturbation kai Mastrokwsta...auth einai h A' entolh twn 8rulikwn Boktorva. H B' milaei gia thn sxesh twn an8rwpwn me ta zwa, idiaitera autwn pou zoun se 8ermes perioxes, p.x. dipla se kalorifer kai zougles (psagmenia eee). Epishs auto to trito kommati einai afierwmeno ston Xarru Klin pou einai zwo ntumeno, kai korh mas tautoxrona, kai vraveutike sto palio mas ergasthrio, pou vraveutikame gia thn anakalupsh ths fwtosun8eshs, me thn xrush zvastigka apo ton Louies De Funnes kai ton trixwto filo mas, to Vellouxiwth ton filo mas...mas 8umasai re file? To D' tetarto kommati den exei stixous katalaves? Milaei omws gia thn glwssa ths psixhs kai th glwssa to psari. Sto neo mas ergasthrio, ekei pou vraveutikame gia ta palia mas epiteugmata...thn fwtia, thn opoia anakalupse o arxaios Promu8eas Mi-idiwths o Kavatzothras, me laxmatzoun...kavatzose, eklepse vasika apo ton Ypsisto Yxesto savourogamh Maxaira, h' alliws Magdalinh Tsoulara Maxaira, h' alliws Sampson tou kwlou kai ths poutsas (pou an thn kopseis xanei th dunamh tou, alla an thn 3anafaei, 3anafutrwnei...dhladh trwei poutsa) upo thn epivlepsh tou Dia Sodoh Malmo Karkatzelakh, h' alliws Markom X , pou eswse th dunasteia (to sirial) apo ton kako Mao Tse Gatzos...Eeee Dbill file mas...twra pou to diavazeis to 8umasai? To ekto kommati kata tas grafas milaei gia ton Marko, kai gia to nuxi pou evgale panw sto kefalaki ths poutsas tou, pou egine daxtulo kai meta xeri-ypovoh8hma TIMpaniko-ston paniko. Gi'auto milaei to ekto kommath, epeidh exei sundesh TIM. Ta trixwta kakaouxa vuzia pou evgale stis masxales tou o Maxairas...duo masxales...duo vuzares, duo sthn timh tou EOT apo authn thn kakaomana mpassistria, katw ap'to gkavlaki ST'ARXIDIA TOU OLA. Enw o Midas koimotan arrwstos, me 40 upo to mhden pureto, me ton lu8argo auton na ton voh8a na efevresei mia 8erapeia...to test mouniou PAP, kai ton prostath, dhladh mpravo koloniaristh kolonismenh kolaouzi Tourouk Xavaledes, pou aplwxera...a plw xe ra lew, upo8alptoun sta ergasthria tous olous tous upoxondrious tsigganous ths Alaskas, sto kainourgio tous ergasthrio pou einai sto styl sic pagwvounou pou den liwnei pote, kai kapote o Titanikos trakare panw tou. Sto evdomo kai proteleutaio kommati, o megaloviomhxanos Maxairas ta pontarei ola gia ola, kai ta xanei ta logika tou gia mia agaph pantotinh, otan kerdizei pali thn orash tou meta apo ena peirama pou kanane oi alloi duo episthmones-pankides koimontasan ton upno ths episthmhs...ST'ARXIDIA TOUS SOLA APO MPOTA. Tote 3afnou o megalometoxos tou Pana8hnaikou kai termatofulakas tou, Ntinos Maxairas exase thn akoh tou kai thn afh tou kai ta duo tou podaria...kai egine o Darth Vapord Action, h' alliws o anapthras dioikhths, enw oi alloi duo ton sthri3an san na htan pantoflinoi filoi tou...Kai egeneto o Gwgos Maxairas, kai eipen ston eauto tou ''emena oi filoi mou exoun mavra gkavlia, san tostieres apo kantina kai apo mikro kai apo trello ma8aineis thn alh8eia''. Sto ogdoo 8auma tou hardcore, tou sklhrou purhna tou planhth olou, to ogdoo kommati milaei gia ordes apo podres, me xordes kai asxhmes lordes mas piasan...na paragkeiloume kati h' 8a mas pareia ta aftia fwnazontas mas ''8a sas parw pipes''? Wraio to fle-sou ths manas tou Vizarionovitch Maxaira, Kozako ths Saxaras...koxlazonta Tsarou tou Karditshs kai psari ths mpatzinas...auth h udrovia tsoula, h iptamenh aderfara o Maxairas korese thn peina tou me oles tis sardeles ths limnhs, kai ezvise thn almura tous pinontas th limnh olh me ena kalamaki se sxhma poutsas, exontas sto nou tou oti htan alh8inh...kai thn 3anakatourhse panw tou, afou prwta ta'kane panw tou. Autos o ahtos tou saltsou moradele einai pragmatika arxhgos twn pantwn...kai oxi ths pipas opws o Miltos, gnwstos kai ws The Miltons ston egw-xwro, ston diko tou xwro, alla kai ston diko sas me prosites times kai filikotato service me pipes.

Filos Boktorva: Fxaristw polu filh...exete kati na pros8esete?

Boktorva: Oxi
Boktorva: Nai
Boktorva: Oxi
Boktorva: Nai h' Oxi, To kanei h' den to Kanei, ki8aristas h' Rapper, Cramer enantion Cramer? Isws...pantws me 8umasai re file?