Boktorva bhq - me thymase re file

Boktorva bhq was a band formed back in 1998 in the exotic city of mesologi, greece by three insane (as you can hear by their music quality) individuals who had been in the ghost-town (messologi) for their studies... and they had (not) destroyed several live stages for almost two years... The band was on hiatus untill... one day! They took the decision to record the material that they used to play 10 years before...
Let's take it step by step :
Boktorva consists of thrre guys well-known in the greek d.i.y scene : markos (schwartz and anger, drums), midas aka DropVirus666 (bass, antimob) and alex (something, Les skartoi - he is not so famous. hehe), but boktorva are NOT only these guys... Vocal duties has been equally shared by my beloved D-Bill ("memories fired-up, the first lad in tsamiko's dance"), gantzos (gadget / keitzer fan and ultra-magneto-guitar-hero) and zahos, jack (Despite everything) as well (and other two guys that i don't know and dbill forgot to mention)...
Music wise, the band plays a combo of 90's crust alongside crazy vocal changes and stupid guitar solo parts...
Some songs are old like a good bottle of wine, but they have also a new song "meta th boba (after the bomb)" that fucking rips (gantzos vocals are straight from hell), but my personal favourite is (with no competition) : "cripple commander" that has this opening snake-stoner riff and the lyrics start something like that : "Roll like a snake, see if you can ride a bike!!!!" lol, lol, lol, lol............ You can call it also surreal crustcore... HEHEHEHE!
The whole recording process and the mastering was made by the band itself so the cost was up to 0 $...
And as the band says : "crazy new album from the crust-core heroes boktorva bhq not available! thrashing and smashing 1998-2000, also we did an effort in grindin but noisin was more obvious than we expected. check our studio sessions on you tube,how did we make that perfect sound, and how did we record these perfect songs.YOU CANNOT DO IT, Still diy and no live comin up..."
D.I.Y. and dry bread...

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The GOAT itself : (for greeks only)
Ti akrivws na prwtopei kaneis gia autous tous crustcore hrwes?...Pragmatika xaonetai kaneis mesa se ena sunon8uleuma prwtotupias, ugrhs dunamhs kai au8entikothtas. Oi Boctorva Bill Hagget Quartet me to patentarismeno hardcore/crust tous prosferoun ena eklekto hardcore/crust edesma gia thn voukolikh hardcore/crust koinothta, pou anta3io tou 8ewreitai monon to paradosiako avgotaraxo tou Mesologgiou.

Το avgotaraxo βρίσκεται στις ωοθήκες kai tis tsepes του kautou θηλυκού του ψαριού Κέφαλος, που οι ντόπιοι punx ονομάζουν ΜΠΑΦΑ, kata to luma mpafos. Ολόκληρος ο κοsμoς του αυγοτάραχου χωρίζεται σε δύο trigwnous επιμήκεις και κυλινδρικούς tetragonismenous λοβούς, οι οποίοι καταλαμβάνουν το μισό περίπου σώμα του ψαριού,alla kai to upoloipo miso, που τα περιέχει, περιβαλλόμενα από λεπτό υμantα. Με super ειδική τεχνική οi Boctorva bhq αφαιρoun με τα δάκτυλα twn podiwn τουs το avgotaraxo έξω από τη σπλαχνική κοιλότητα tou fasistikou psariou απ'όπου θα πρέπει κανείς να ξέρει πολύ καλά τί κάνει, kai pou vadizoume, έτσι ώστε να μην "χυθεί" το avgotaraxo απο το ψάρι και καταστραφεί o planhths olos. Στη συνέχεια το αυγοτάραχο ξεπλένεται με ouiski, που είναι ο πιο κατάλληλος και υγιεινός τρόπος, και «παστώνεται» με χονδρό paidi.

Mousika tsimpane pio sklhra kai apo to kounoupi tou valtou tou Mesollogiou, enw ta operika fwnitika kaine san vitriolh tis manes sas. Potes allwte h alhteia den eixe toso styl.


Stixourgika kaluptoun ena toso euru fasma, pou kai koufos na eisai katalavaineis ti paizei, enw psagmenia apotelei kai h underground cult istoria tou koulou dioikhth h' alliws cripple commander, o opoios kai prospa8hse na ek8ronisei ton Gatzo apo 8eo kai eidate ti epa8e..emeine koulos kai twra den mporei oute se glx 50ari na anevei, poso mallon na paei gia psonia.

To quarteto apoteleitai apo tria atoma, ek twn opoiwn oi duo einai a3ioi anaforas, enw o allos pio polu akoma. To pws katafernoun enas mod-as, enas stulatos gatzetakias punkis kai enas ekstasiasmenos chef na kanoun toso kalu kai poiotikh mousikh, einai a3io anaforas, kai gi'auto to anaferw kiolas.


Mesa se auto to best ov 8a vreite triaaanta epituxies me thn morfh 8 tragoudiwn. 8 diamantia tou ellhnikou tetragramou pou den prepei na leipoun apo th disko8hkh sas, me tis kaluteres epituxies tou Marth tou 1999 kai tou Aprilh tou 2009 epishs.


Ta xrwmata einai ghina opws epitassei h teleutaia le3h ths modas, enw to styling einai tou nikou kasimh.


Par'te par'te, to mouni ths panagias einai prasino.


Limited kai bootleg, 2 kopies opoios prolave to kurio (boctorva) eide.


dbill, to asteri ths kalamarias.