Dbill, the handsome goat-riser :
By doing a quick googlesearch on the name Heartstop, you will come
across a bunch of lame uninspired emo rock alternative kids with
perfectly combed hairstyle, trimmed ironed clothes (probably courtesy of
some sporsorship with some hic clothing company), who seem to be
winning in their songs about love (which they haven't met, and/or has
brocken their heart, or made it stop..their heart...hence the
On the other hand, by checking out the name
Hjertestop you will get a pack of punx with blood on their faces...from
their live gigs, chipped teeth...from being too punk, chainlocks passed
through their nose diy style...Come to think about it, Lasse could be
the perfect picture on the Wikipedia ''What is Punk'' page!...I'm pretty
sure that if Heartstop crossed Hjertestop on the street, then the
emobitch yankees wouldn't dare touch another
music equipment in their life out of fear that the danish motherfuckers
would cut their hands off.
As you have figured out by now,
Hjertestop is punk. Hjertestop is also the only band that their melodies
make them sound more raw, rather than more...melodic! Taking quess from
the old-era punk bands this trio makes some unrelentingly attack tunes,
while they seem to add the exact dose of raw rock and roll, that urges
you to smash your head on your wall a dozen times more than your head
can handle. Their ''" AAARH FUCK...DET ER HJERTESTOP ! " 7inch is
definately more raw, composing-wise, will the ''Vi ses i Helvede'' LP is
more...should i say EPIC ROCK!!! Both are totally essential to your
collection, and don't fucking miss picking them up wherever you find
them. I can't really say ''they sound like this band'' or ''they are
that kind of punk'' cause they really don;t sound like any other band,
something that makes them even more
Hjertestop also shreds live...Passionate and full
of angst, fun and provocative, they are the reason you like busting your
ass doing DIY gigs while you are losing money because of them.
is punk, cause their members are involved in the diy punk scene...We
spent two or three days in Lasses fucked up apartment during the Antimob
euro mini-tour, he made an excellent breakfast (''just eat what you
find in the fridge''), and even took part in the diy german scheisse
porn film also staring Nicolaj Hjertestop, Goran from Hamburg, Fabsie
aus Burial und Sara.
Listen to them or else Lasse will rubb his
69 Ungsdomhuset tatoo (which is right over his dick) on your ugly face.
Also if you come across Heartstop beat them up.
P.S. this is from
the Hjertestop page, and is pretty informing about the attitude many
FROM A GERMAN MESSAGE BOARD AFTER A CONCERT THERE :
"Watch out for this band!
Last weekend we had a concert in Berlin with 2 bands from Copenhagen.
And one of them, called "Hjertestop" were total idiots.
One of the guys punctured his body with several injection needles, and
threw the bloody needles at the audience with the words:
" I have AIDS!".
To everyone not pleased with this form of acts at their concertplaces,
this might serve as information."
WE PLAYED IN ATHENS, GREECE TOO :
"...Afterwards Hjerte Stop got on stage and even before they warm up the
people, they started making sex jokes about the greeks and anal sex and
were prompting people to have anal sex in order to get free t-shirts
Well I’m sorry but I was not very amused by this kind of jokes and when I
go to a punk/diy gig, I expect the band to have something more to say
than doing dirty jokes."
Where's my money?
Mikxxx, in his way to the PUNK THURSDAYS gathering :
After the k-town pause (for the upload of the best comp. ever to be made. hehehe) here we go again with danish hardcore punk serial...
The very frustrating thing about writing some shits about some shitty band from a shitty place of our shitty world, it's not the writing itself but, the writing after dbill's writing...
even, if i'm not gay (i'm sure you think i am), i have to say that the guy got the language and writes down his "balls"... so, i have to write something nice and clever after his 1000000000000000000 words...
i'll do my best...
hjertestop are three heroin addicts (that now are on rehab) that totally kick asses, consisting by ex-members of bands such as incontrollados, dod ungdom, leathervein etc...
Here you get both their vinyl releases (if i'm not mistaken, they have also one demo cassete) from the long-time-gone years of 2008 and 2006 (if i'm not mistaken again). The lp is more rock'n'rollish in my opinion while the ep - my personal favourite - is so fucking speedy, sing-along(ish) punk that you want to beat the shit out of the first living creature you'll come across after the hearing of this stone. Hardcore punk or punk rock ( call it whatever you like) at it's finest. Some tracks could be described as "the total fucking destruction of your little sister's coca-cola party"...
I have to say that hjertestop live appearances is something not to be imagined... friendly, fighting pogo magic alongside acts of seer madness. As for lasse's bad, cold jokes i must say that i was among the guys (when hjertestop played in athens) that was a little bit annoyed from his sexist shit-talking, but then (as i have already accurate describe) i may not "get" the danish humour...
the music is beyond every expectation, believe me. they rock
last but not least : leave comments to say who the fuck gay writer of this gay blog's, gay witing you prefer (the gay thing is just a joke, don't feel insulted, please)...