Hjertestop - Vi ses i Helvede LP & Aaarh Fuck...Det Er Hjertestop! 7''

Dbill, the handsome goat-riser :
By doing a quick googlesearch on the name Heartstop, you will come across a bunch of lame uninspired emo rock alternative kids with perfectly combed hairstyle, trimmed ironed clothes (probably courtesy of some sporsorship with some hic clothing company), who seem to be winning in their songs about love (which they haven't met, and/or has brocken their heart, or made it stop..their heart...hence the name...;)wink )...

On the other hand, by checking out the name Hjertestop you will get a pack of punx with blood on their faces...from their live gigs, chipped teeth...from being too punk, chainlocks passed through their nose diy style...Come to think about it, Lasse could be the perfect picture on the Wikipedia ''What is Punk'' page!...I'm pretty sure that if Heartstop crossed Hjertestop on the street, then the emobitch yankees wouldn't dare touch another music equipment in their life out of fear that the danish motherfuckers would cut their hands off.

As you have figured out by now, Hjertestop is punk. Hjertestop is also the only band that their melodies make them sound more raw, rather than more...melodic! Taking quess from the old-era punk bands this trio makes some unrelentingly attack tunes, while they seem to add the exact dose of raw rock and roll, that urges you to smash your head on your wall a dozen times more than your head can handle. Their ''" AAARH FUCK...DET ER HJERTESTOP ! " 7inch is definately more raw, composing-wise, will the ''Vi ses i Helvede'' LP is more...should i say EPIC ROCK!!! Both are totally essential to your collection, and don't fucking miss picking them up wherever you find them. I can't really say ''they sound like this band'' or ''they are that kind of punk'' cause they really don;t sound like any other band, something that makes them even more fascinating.

Hjertestop also shreds live...Passionate and full of angst, fun and provocative, they are the reason you like busting your ass doing DIY gigs while you are losing money because of them.

Hjertestop is punk, cause their members are involved in the diy punk scene...We spent two or three days in Lasses fucked up apartment during the Antimob euro mini-tour, he made an excellent breakfast (''just eat what you find in the fridge''), and even took part in the diy german scheisse porn film also staring Nicolaj Hjertestop, Goran from Hamburg, Fabsie aus Burial und Sara.

Listen to them or else Lasse will rubb his 69 Ungsdomhuset tatoo (which is right over his dick) on your ugly face. Also if you come across Heartstop beat them up.

P.S. this is from the Hjertestop page, and is pretty informing about the attitude many can't handle:

FROM A GERMAN MESSAGE BOARD AFTER A CONCERT THERE :
"Watch out for this band!
Last weekend we had a concert in Berlin with 2 bands from Copenhagen. And one of them, called "Hjertestop" were total idiots.
One of the guys punctured his body with several injection needles, and threw the bloody needles at the audience with the words:
" I have AIDS!".
To everyone not pleased with this form of acts at their concertplaces, this might serve as information."
WE PLAYED IN ATHENS, GREECE TOO :
"...Afterwards Hjerte Stop got on stage and even before they warm up the people, they started making sex jokes about the greeks and anal sex and were prompting people to have anal sex in order to get free t-shirts from them.
Well I’m sorry but I was not very amused by this kind of jokes and when I go to a punk/diy gig, I expect the band to have something more to say than doing dirty jokes."

Where's my money?

Mikxxx, in his way to the PUNK THURSDAYS gathering :
After the k-town pause (for the upload of the best comp. ever to be made. hehehe) here we go again with danish hardcore punk serial...

The very frustrating thing about writing some shits about some shitty band from a shitty place of our shitty world, it's not the writing itself but, the writing after dbill's writing...

even, if i'm not gay (i'm sure you think i am), i have to say that the guy got the language and writes down his "balls"... so, i have to write something nice and clever after his 1000000000000000000 words...

i'll do my best...
hjertestop are three heroin addicts (that now are on rehab) that totally kick asses, consisting by ex-members of bands such as incontrollados, dod ungdom, leathervein etc...
Here you get both their vinyl releases (if i'm not mistaken, they have also one demo cassete) from the long-time-gone years of 2008 and 2006 (if i'm not mistaken again). The lp is more rock'n'rollish in my opinion while the ep - my personal favourite -  is so fucking speedy, sing-along(ish) punk that you want to beat the shit out of the first living creature you'll come across after the hearing of this stone. Hardcore punk or punk rock ( call it whatever you like) at it's finest. Some tracks could be described as "the total fucking destruction of your little sister's coca-cola party"...

I have to say that hjertestop live appearances is something not to be imagined... friendly, fighting pogo magic alongside acts of seer madness. As for lasse's bad, cold jokes i must say that i was among the guys (when hjertestop played in athens) that was a little bit annoyed from his sexist shit-talking, but then (as i have already accurate describe) i may not "get" the danish humour...
the music is beyond every expectation, believe me. they rock

last but not least : leave comments to say who the fuck gay writer of this gay blog's, gay witing you prefer (the gay thing is just a joke, don't feel insulted, please)...